AnnalynneMarie

Where do I begin?

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We all know them, the halfway attractive video game fan who knows their way around a dictionary, but never bothers to put any of their knowledge to good use. The 'author' who fills their galley with cheap rhenditions of characters in bad band tee-shirts because they were too busy writing "essays" complaining about the work someone else put into a video game/movie/song/etc. because they have ABSOLUTELY no life, and instead spend their time bitching about every flaw ever written by mankind. The never-ending condescending overtones in their so-called "work" and rather obvious lack of practical application. And when someone else comes along and actually HAS that practical application, they get super pissy when someone bursts their fantasy and angsty bubble with a little thing called REALITY. Sorry that my example after example that utterly debunked your bullshit made you angry. Maybe you could use some evidence in your theories, or did they not teach that in the English classes you loved so much? Since you spend so much Time on your 'essays'. Edgar Allen Poe can say something about the literature society, you're an amatuer on the internet. You're less of a somebody than the writers you complain about. And the words grace, subtlety, and meaning have all escaped you.

To all of you, NOT this way, I thank you.

To all of you assholes who could use a lesson in makeup and manners, GET A REAL EDUCATION. So you majored in photography and whine about video games all day? Then put down the controller, pick up the camera and make something of your so-called degree. Until stfu and try a big dose of reality. Idiots. A couple big fancy words don't mean shit if you can do nothing with them. No one cares about the amatuer photographers with a whiny demeanor. You poor thing.

"They've done studies you know; 60% of the time, it works every time."

"That doesn't make sense,"

"Welp, let's see if we can't make this kitty purr."

-Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgandy.

VAMPIRE~
[]You'd rather be pale than tan.
[x] You like to eat or drink red things.
[x] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[x] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.
[x] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[x] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You're more active at night.
Total: 6

~WEREWOLF~
[] You have a bad temper.
[] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[] You love the moon.
[x] You're very loyal.
[] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs.
[] You're fairly sturdy in stature.
[x] You're either a good leader or a solitary person.
[] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.
Total: 3

~NEKO/WERECAT~
[x] You love cats.
[x] You're lithe and agile.
[] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[x] You like gymnastics.
[x] You love to eat seafood.
[x] You're affectionate and cozy.
[x] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[] You like yarn.
[] You like chasing things.
[] You're an excellent hunter.
Total: 6

~ZOMBIE~
[] You're an outcast.
[] You feel as if You're not truly alive.
[] You'll moan when You're hurt rather than scream and cry.
[x] You tend to zone out.
[] You don't feel very smart.
[] You like worms.
[x] You like taking things slowly.
[] You like odd foods.
[] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[] You don't get much sleep.
Total: 2

~GHOST/PHANTOM~
[] You're invisible.
[] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[] You can send chills down a persons spine just by looking at them.
[] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[] You're incredibly gentle.
[x] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[] You tend to simply disappear when no ones looking.
[x] You enjoy scaring people.
[x] You like the indoors.
[] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
Total: 3

~GHOUL~
[] You will eat just about anything.
[] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.
[] You like stalking people.
[] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[] You get hungry easily.
[] You like torture.
[] You live to hurt people.
[] You like the idea of being insane.
Total: 0

~WITCH~
[] You're into Wicca/paganism.
[x] You like magical objects.
[] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[] People find you intolerably cruel.
[] You enjoy manipulating people.
[] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[] You love black cats.
[] You practice voodoo.
[] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.
Total: 1

~SHAPESHIFTER~
[] You have different personalities.
[] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[] You're fickle.
[] You have more than one lover.
[] You're unpredictable.
[] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[x] You are fond of many different things.
[x] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[x] You often say one thing and mean another.
[] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
Total: 3

~DEMON~
[] You have a very bad temper.
[] You're usually angry.
[] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[] You worship Satan.
[] You like pentagrams.
[] You love to mess with peoples heads.
[] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[] You laugh when other people are hurt
[] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.
Total: 0

~ANGEL~
[] You're a very good person.
[x] You take care with everything you do.
[x] You can be extremely serious.
[] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[x] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[x] You're a virgin/have never kissed anyone/have never had a lover.
[] People see you as being very pure.
[] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[x] You love God
Total: 5

~FAIRIE/ELF~
[] You enchant people.
[] You like organic things.
[] You're almost always smiling.
[] You love the world around you.
[] You get attached to animals easily.
[] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[] You fall in love easily.
[] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[] You don't HATE anyone.
[x] You like long hair.
Total: 1


Looks like I get my choice of being a Vampyre or a Werecat. I'm down.

Ever write something you're stoked about only to then read it... and feel like a retard.

Oh well. Justin Timberlake's falsetto just soothes thine soul.